7:30 am – Time to wake up.
7:35 am – Wake up to pet licking your face.
8:00 am – Seriously. Wake the fuck up.
8:50 am – Don’t be late. Don’t be late. Don’t be late.
9:00 am – Morning meeting.
9:01 am – Morning meeting.
9:02 am – Morning meeting.
10 am – Co-worker you can’t stand asks how your weekend was.
11:00 am – OK, I’m awake. Let’s get to work.
12:00 pm –
12:30 pm – Co-worker asks you to lunch.
12:45 Faking giving a shit at lunch with your co-worker.
1:00 pm – Back at work and your boss asks ‘how was lunch?’
1:10 pm – Overhearing a co-worker gossip about how ~drunk they got this weekend.~
1:11 pm – You know you were drunker.
2:00 pm – Chug that 5-hour energy!
3:00 pm – They want that project done by when?!
4:30 pm – Almost 5.
5:00 pm – FREEDOM!
5:01 pm – Boss asks you to finish one last thing. ‘It’ll just take a minute.’
6:05 pm – and one more for good measure.
You can do it! Friday is just around the corner…
Yes Yes Yes
A random ball pit is set up in the middle of a city
And this is what happens as people approach it.
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?