Mondays …
7:30 am – Time to wake up.
7:35 am – Wake up to pet licking your face.
8:00 am – Seriously. Wake the fuck up.
8:50 am – Don’t be late. Don’t be late. Don’t be late.
9:00 am – Morning meeting.
9:01 am – Morning meeting.
9:02 am – Morning meeting.
10 am – Co-worker you can’t stand asks how your weekend was.
11:00 am – OK, I’m awake. Let’s get to work.
12:00 pm –
12:30 pm – Co-worker asks you to lunch.
12:45 Faking giving a shit at lunch with your co-worker.
1:00 pm – Back at work and your boss asks ‘how was lunch?’
1:10 pm – Overhearing a co-worker gossip about how ~drunk they got this weekend.~
1:11 pm – You know you were drunker.
2:00 pm – Chug that 5-hour energy!
3:00 pm – They want that project done by when?!
4:30 pm – Almost 5.
5:00 pm – FREEDOM!
5:01 pm – Boss asks you to finish one last thing. ‘It’ll just take a minute.’
6:01 pm
6:05 pm – and one more for good measure.
You can do it! Friday is just around the corner…
